Blogs have been defined as the media phenomenon responsible for the publication of more self-indulgent nonsense than any other in the history of the world. This definition brings me a huge amount of pleasure given I am the queen of self-indulgent nonsense.

Unlike most blogs, I have no wisdom to impart. I’m not here to sell t-shirts, raise awareness for coral bleaching or find a new job. This blog is intended as a purely self-indulgent, creative, entertaining outlet for my nutty ramblings. There is no deep, meaningful, hidden agenda. It is, for the most part, a rave about how shit it is having breast cancer.

It contains bad language and images of medical procedures which some folk may find uncomfortable.

There are also lots of pictures of my dog 🐾

Update

Because I like writing shit down and sometimes, surprisingly, people like reading it, I have decided to expand my blog subjects. The cancer theme has become a bit tired but I will keep writing about it because it’s not going to go away anytime soon. It will be part of my life forever. Damn it. I will be bringing Captain Kiwi’s Lockdown Log over to this site so you can revisit those glorious, heady days of COVID. I’ve also whacked some random Full Bush Rat wonderings and wanderings here. It really is a great one-stop-shop for all your cancer, travel and entertainment needs.

Enjoy 🤗

Love yous all,

The FBR