The Karcinoma Kiwi Boob Blog (K2 B2)

Where did this blog start?

Over Christmas 2021 I was lucky enough to have COVID and ended up having 'a bit of time on my hands'. I decided to write a daily summary on Facebook entitled "Captain Kiwi's Lockdown Log".

Since then, Captain Kiwi affectionately become known as the: kold kiwi, kick-ass kiwi, kabin kiwi, komplaining kiwi, kar kleaning kiwi, kaput kiwi and kinky kiwi.

Then, in 2022, I trumped COVID by being diagnosed with breast cancer. In keeping with the theme, the karcinoma kiwi (kancer kiwi, KK or K2 for short) was born. I was hoping I wouldn't have to progress to khemo kiwi but no, that happened too.

​B2 was simply Boobs and Blog. It was easier to go with the innocuous 'boobs' than try and work with hooters, honkers, cupcakes, jugs, rack, funbags, chesticles, bean bags, jubblies, boston henchmen(?!) pointer sisters, snuggle pups, shirt turnips, twangers, norks, the wickets*, weapons of mass distraction.

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So there we have it folks, the Karcinoma Kiwi's Boob Blog or K2 B2.